Friday, September 22, 2006

in the absence of anything better....

Since I've got nothing better to put, i thought i'd just put some of my previous work if anyone's bored enough to read it.....
first one is just the intro though...unit is asian studies i took 2 sems ago.....don't really want to put the whole thing here i'm sure u'll understand why...

2nd essay is history....the whole thing is here....2000 words if anyone wants to peruse


1)Can elections in Singapore be labeled unfair and how is the ‘Asian Values’ debate used to justify this and other curtailments of civil and political liberties.

The fairness of elections in Singapore is a topic that has drawn much debate, not least from Singaporeans themselves. The Peoples’ Action Party (PAP) government, under Prime Ministers Lee Kuan Yew, and subsequently Goh Chok Tong and Lee Hsien Loong, has never lost a single election that it has contested since 1955 (George 2000, p. 120). This essay will argue that this state of affairs has come about through a systematic process of intimidation and manipulation of the electoral process by the PAP government. It will focus on certain aspects such as the redrawing of electoral boundaries and the persecution of prominent opposition figures to show this point. This essay will then go on to the debate about ‘Asian values’. It will analyze the strengths and the weaknesses of ‘Asian values’ as a concept, showing how this has been used to justify the rejection of Western notions of liberal democracy, as well as linking this debate to the Singaporean context.




2nd one...

Unrest in China and Government Responses.

The adoption of market reforms in China from the late 1970s has seen the country go through an economic transformation, with ever increasing growth rates and prosperity. However, this spectacular growth has benefited a select few, which has meant that hundreds of millions have been left behind in the country’s drive for wealth.[1] This uneven growth and rising income disparity has caused a marked increase in the level of unrest in the population, with both peasants and workers protesting against the conditions that impede them from breaking out of their cycle of poverty. This essay will firstly examine the reasons and manifestations of this rising unrest, both in the rural and urban sphere. It will then focus on the government responses to this tide of unrest.

The spectre of unrest has been intensifying with the increased exploitation of the workforce. This is especially prevalent in factories set up with foreign capital, and results in an increasingly restive workforce. This dissatisfaction stems from the unbearable conditions that have to be endured while working, such as continuous twelve hour days, controlled toilet breaks and an environment with little or no safety measures.[2] Also, workers are increasingly vocal in their dissatisfaction. This can be seen in the sphere of labour disputes, with the Ministry of Labour and Social Security reporting a general increase in labour disputes within all enterprises.[3] This would point to an increased understanding by workers of their rights and an increasing assertion on their part to correct any injustice inflicted on them by their employers.[4] Thus, instances of labour disputes in China have been rising, fuelled by increasing anger regarding their circumstances as well as a greater awareness of their rights.

This greater awareness on their part is a result of efforts on the part of labour activists who have continuously sought to advance workers’ rights and conditions in China. An example of such an activist would be that of Han Dong Fang, a prominent activist constantly fighting for an improvement in workers’ rights.[5] After being imprisoned for his activities during the 1989 Tiananmen incident, he escaped to Hong Kong, where he set up the China Labour Bulletin, which continues to champion the rights of Chinese workers and to offer them legal advice on taking their grievances to the courts.[6] However, the legal option is not always the most viable in China. Although labour conflicts have increased, the avenues which are available for workers to air their grievances remain limited. For example, there exists Labour Disputes Arbitration Committees, which function as courts mediating in labour conflicts. The numbers of these committees have risen in recent years in response to the increasing number of cases being brought forward to its attention by workers. Nonetheless, these committees are hindered by a lack of enforcement power, and the decisions made by them in favour of workers are often unheeded by employers.[7] As such, mounting labour unrest in China is also a result of labour activists who work towards educating workers of their rights. Yet, arbitration in these disputes has often proven insufficient.

Therefore, the lack of redress available has meant that other more visible options are chosen such as public displays of demonstrations, petitions and sit – down protests. In 2005, the number of “public order disturbances” as shown by official statistics was 87,000, an increase of over six percent on the previous year.[8] This figure is even more striking when compared to those in 1996, in which there were only 12,000 such cases, as shown by Public Security Bureau statistics.[9] The nature of these demonstrations are often peaceful at the beginning, but turn violent after police use force to break up these gatherings which inevitably leads to fighting between protesters and the authorities.[10] Moreover, such actions have become more organised. An example can be found in the events of March 2002, when there were demonstrations by tens of thousands of workers and their sympathisers protesting such complaints as the failure to pay wages and pensions and the loss of benefits among many others. These protests in the cities of Liaoyang, Fushun and Daqing in the north eastern provinces were the first large scale demonstrations to last for weeks rather than days, leading to a report by Human Rights Watch proclaiming these events as a ‘turning point’ in Chinese labour struggles.[11] This dire situation is further evidenced by the fact that the Chinese media has begun to intensify its coverage of such unrest, with newspapers in Hong Kong and mainland China regularly reporting cases of disturbances resulting from labour unrest.[12] This reporting in the state – controlled media is a testament to the prevalence, and the impossibility of ignoring such occurrences. Consequently, workers’ anger have been channelled towards public demonstrations of unrest as a result of frustration over the lack of redress for their problems. These demonstrations are increasingly organised and attract greater coverage from the media, thereby bringing it to the attention of both the central authorities and the public at large.

Furthermore, such unrest has not been confined to urban areas. It is also being seen in rural areas where deep rooted poverty has meant that an estimated seventy percent of the entire rural population is unable to afford medical care, with a quarter unable even to purchase seeds and fertilizer to sow their land.[13] This is exacerbated by unwarranted taxation which peasants face, often as a result of local officials imposing fees and surcharges on top of the stated tax which is declared by the Central Government. Ultimately, the total tax faced by peasants may add up to as much as fifty percent of their meagre incomes.[14] This is made worse by corruption, as a significant share of the tax incomes collected are appropriated by local cadres for their own use to purchase luxurious cars and pay for banquets.[15] These flagrant displays only serve to worsen peasant discontent. The instances where this discontentment has erupted has seen their frustrations being taken out on village cadres in acts of defiance that include the burning down of houses and the destroying of crops.[16] Large scale protests have occurred in rural areas from as early as 1993, when the Hong Kong based newspaper Ming Pao described a ‘rebellion’ being staged by 10,000 peasants in Renshou within Sichuan province as a result of unhappiness over excessive taxation.[17] Hence, unrest in China is not confined within urban areas, it also evident in rural regions, with peasants having their own set of complaints.

The tide of unrest that appears to be sweeping China has prompted the Central Government in Beijing to evaluate its causes and the means of dealing with such open challenges to its authority. Its response so far has appeared to revolve around two approaches. On one hand, it has adopted a soft approach, seeking to alleviate discontent by improving its image. For example in Shenyang, this is done through official campaigns to ‘bring warmth’ to the people, as illustrated with visits to the needy during the Lunar New Year period by the mayor and other officials bringing gifts of foodstuff and money.[18] This attempt to improve its image is further evidenced by the provision of aid to deprived families by Party Organisations such the government – controlled labour union and the Women’s Federation, organisations which were previously involved primarily in political activities.[19] Keeping with this approach, there has been a change of police strategy regarding demonstrations. Instead of focusing on the prevention of such protests, it is now working towards more restrained methods of policing so as to avoid the misappropriate use of force.[20] The government has also sought to undertake reforms to win back support, especially among peasants in rural areas. Its measures include the ending of an age old agricultural tax, the provision of medical care and also free education. This is part of its stated five – year economic program that was implemented this year, whereby rural reform was an explicit goal.[21] Therefore, one response of the government in addressing unrest has been to win back the support of the populace by improving its image and implementing reforms.

The other approach in tackling dissent is harsher in nature. Firstly, this involves the tightening of control over all forms of media so that public access to subversive news is limited. This control includes newspapers, radio and the internet as well. In the past year, newspapers and publications that are considered ‘outspoken’ have been taken out of circulation and its editors and reporters dismissed or imprisoned.[22] Internet websites with unfavourable views against the government have been shut down, with authors of such views tracked and imprisoned. This extends to foreign internet providers, with Yahoo and Google drawing criticism from Western observers for acceding to Chinese government demands that they implement censorship controls.[23] Also, the government has shown little tolerance in dealing with labour activists. Internationally known activists such has Han Dong Fang have been left untouched, but others have not been as fortunate. For example, the China Workers Monitor was set up in 1999 and exposed mismanagement and corruption among state – run enterprises. However its two founders were subsequently arrested and sentenced to two and ten year jail terms.[24] Furthermore, there is a contradiction to the revised methods undertaken by the police as outlined earlier. This seeming relaxation has been countered by moves to build up the security forces, including the police, township militias and local army garrisons, with emphasis placed on the rapid deployment and projection of force to counter any unrest.[25] This can be seen when Chongqing police used brutal force in ending a workers’ demonstration in October 2005, allegedly causing the death of two protestors in the process.[26] Thus, the second approach in dealing with dealing with unrest has been more severe, with tightening controls over the media and continued repression of labour protestors and activists.

The countering of unrest has been made a priority because of fears that continued proliferation of such unrest would ultimately undermine the Communist system and destabilize the country. This fear was expressed as early as the 80s and is still prevalent today as seen in the statements made by government officials.[27] However, the viability of such a scenario is in doubt, as it would mean a sustained, organised campaign incorporating both rural and urban protests. Bernstein states that this is highly unlikely due to the profound tensions between the two spheres hindering any form of cooperation. These differences stem from peasant bitterness from being second class citizens when compared to urban dwellers, as well as the urban populace’s suspicion of rural migrants into the cities.[28] As such, fears of instability have driven the Chinese government to address the problem of unrest, but these fears are largely unfounded.

Therefore, the subject of unrest in China is worth commenting on because of its increasing prevalence. This has stemmed from grievances felt by both workers and peasants, brought upon continued mistreatment and an increasing awareness of their rights. Correspondingly, there have been increasing manifestations of this dissatisfaction, as can be seen in demonstrations, protests and strikes. The government response to this upsurge of unrest has been twofold. Firstly, a concerted effort has been made to restore its support by focusing on improving its battered image and implementing reforms. In contradiction to this, the second approach has involved continuing its repressive tactics by controlling the media and clamping down on dissidents and protests. Finally, the importance attached to this unrest is a result of worries that such disturbances would lead to a weakening of the Communist Party’s control, but these have not been forthcoming.


[1] P. Tyler, ‘Rural Poverty’ in O. Schell & D. Shambaugh, The China Reader: The Reform Era, New York, Vintage Books, 1999, p. 357.
[2] Q. He, ‘A listing social structure’ in C. Wang, One China, Many Paths, London, Verso, 2003, p. 175.
[3] T. Pringle, Industrial Unrest in China – A Labour Movement in the Making?, Asian Labour Update, 2001
[4] T. Pringle, Industrial Unrest in China – A Labour Movement in the Making?,.
[5] Han, Dongfang, The struggle continues: fighting back after Tiananmen, Red Pepper, 2005.
[6] Han, Dongfang, Chinese Labour Struggles, New Left Review, 2005.
[7] Amnesty International, People’s Republic of China: Labour Unrest and the suppression of the rights to freedom of association and expression, Amnesty International, 2002,
[8] Sino Daily, As Unrest Spreads, China Intensifies Control of Media, Sino Daily, 2006.
[9] A. Kernen, ‘Out of Work in the State Sector’ in O. Schell & D. Shambaugh, The China Reader: The Reform Era, New York, Vintage Books, 1999, p. 354.
[10] Amnesty International, People’s Republic of China: Labour Unrest and the suppression of the rights to freedom of association and expression.
[11] Human Rights Watch, Paying the Price: Worker Unrest in Northeast China, Human Rights Watch, 2002.
[12] T. Pringle, Industrial Unrest in China – A Labour Movement in the Making?.
[13] C. Li, ‘The Crisis in the Countryside’ in C. Wang, One China, Many Paths, London, Verso, 2003, pp. 199 – 200.
[14] J.B. Starr, Understanding China: A guide to China’s Economy, History, And Political Structure, New York, Hill and Wang, 1997, p. 127.
[15] J.B. Starr, Understanding China: A guide to China’s Economy, History, And Political Structure, p. 127.
[16] H. Liu, ‘Analysis of “Abrupt Incidents” in Rural Areas’ in L.R. Sullivan, China since Tiananmen: Political, Economic and Social Conflicts, New York, East Gate, 1995, p. 206.
[17] J. Miles, The Legacy of Tiananmen: China in Disarray, Ann Arbor, University of Michigan Press, 1996, p. 171.
[18] A. Kernen, ‘Out of Work in the State Sector’ in O. Schell & D. Shambaugh, The China Reader: The Reform Era, p. 355.
[19] A. Kernen, ‘Out of Work in the State Sector’ in O. Schell & D. Shambaugh, The China Reader: The Reform Era, p. 355.
[20] M.S. Tanner, ‘China Rethinks Unrest’, The Washington Quarterly, vol. 27, iss. 3, Summer 2004, p. 148.
[21] E. Cody, In Face of Rural Unrest, China Rolls Out Reforms, Washington Foreign Post Service, 2006.
[22] Sino Daily, As Unrest Spreads, China Intensifies Control of Media.
[23] Sino Daily, As Unrest Spreads, China Intensifies Control of Media.
[24] Amnesty International, People’s Republic of China: Labour Unrest and the suppression of the rights to freedom of association and expression.
[25] T.P. Bernstein, Unrest in Rural China: A 2003 Assessment, Centre for the Study of Democracy, 2004, p. 14.
[26] China Labour Bulletin, CLB Calls for Immediate Release of Internet Writer Detained for Publicizing Recent Mass Protests by Chongqing Steel Workers, Mines & Communities Website, 2005.
[27] T.P. Bernstein, Unrest in Rural China: A 2003 Assessment, p. 14.
[28] T.P. Bernstein, Unrest in Rural China: A 2003 Assessment, p. 19.

Thursday, September 21, 2006

i've got no motivation where is my inspiration

I've lost my inspiration to blog about anything

zzz

Saturday, September 16, 2006

quotes

just so u pple know i'm not all boring and serious....heres some quotes i like by the Gallagher brothers

Noel Gallagher:
Americans are crazy. They have this fascination with throwing their shoes on stage. I've been to a lot of shows in me life, some good and some bad. But I was never moved to take off me shoes and throw it at the lead singer.

I'm not like John Lennon, who thought he was the great Almighty. I just think I'm John Lennon.

I know I've got Irish blood because I wake up every day with a hangover.

People say we're the Rolling Stones and that Blur are the Beatles. We're the Stones and the Beatles. They're the fucking Monkees!

"Progression is going forwards. Going backwards is regression. Going sideways is just aggression."

"What, you askin' me if I'm happy? Listen, I've got eighty seven million pounds in the bank. I've got a Rolls Royce. I've got three stalkers. I'm about to go on the board at Manchester City. I'm part of the greatest band in the world. Am I happy with that? No I'm not! I want more!"

"Paul McCartney, one of the best songwriters of all time, has only produced manure for the past 25 years


and heres some of what Liam said

"Americans want grungy people, stabbing themselves in the head on stage. They get a bright bunch like us, with deodorant on, they don't get it."

"Being a lad is what I'm about. I can tell you who isn't a lad - anyone from Blur."

and this is my favourite...on being asked what his biggest break was (in terms of music) he replied "My biggest break was 39"....in reference to snooker




and i just had to put this one by George Bush....when asked what he thought of sep 11

"I was sitting outside the classroom waiting to go in, and I saw an airplane hit the tower — the TV was obviously on. And I used to fly, myself, and I said, well, there's one terrible pilot."

live and let die

"Show me just what Muhammad brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached."

This is what the Pope said that has pissed a heck of alot of Muslims....and mind u what he said was a quote by a Byzantine Emperor and not his own words.............but of cos noone knows what he said next...

Violence is incompatible with the nature of God and the nature of the soul. "God," he says, "is not pleased by blood - and not acting reasonably is contrary to God's nature. Faith is born of the soul, not the body. Whoever would lead someone to faith needs the ability to speak well and to reason properly, without violence and threats."





the cartoon controversy comes to mind too...

anwiae i'll give u an analogy...ur a passenger on a cruise ship sailing the seven seas....or ur a sailor under the command of a captain or watever......on any given day....how do u know where you are? well if u know astrology or smth u can prob use the stars as guidance but lets just say you don't know......so how do u know where u are? u know what the captain tells u...if he says we're at 16N 35E...then u have to take his word for it don't u....well heres the analogy......i might be generalising but in many countries in the Middle East or North Africa or wehrever.......if ur a Muslim, chances are you don't have much education or job prospects, through no fault of ur own....what u read from the newspapers are govt controlled...u don't have access to the internet.....so when u go to the Mosque and the Imam/cleric (sorry i'm not too sure) tells u 'the infidel Pope said this about Muslims, he insulted the Prophet Muhammad'....hey if i'm there i'll prob be pissed off and go out shouting Death to the Pope or watever....do u get my point?

i'm not being racist or watever here....but as i type this..i'm thinking to myself....why do i need to qualify myself by saying i'm not racist.....because i'm talking about a sensitive topic? so if i talked about how screwed up Christian countries are do i have to say i'm not racist? probably not........i dunno whether u get my point...........

I just think its sad that radicals on both sides are given prominence such that moderates are drowned out...and stupid statements by George Bush and John Howard among others don't help....heck what the Pope said didn't help either....


aniwae

there are millions of people around the world whose only thought is survival, where every day is a bouns because death may occur anytime, from illness, from violence, from malnutrition, people who have to live day by day, never knowing when or where they're next meal is coming from. People who are unemployed, who are without education, whose life holds no other prospect other than survival.
so yeah...life may suck...but just remember to keep it in perspective alrite.....because honestly...theres no reason for anyone of u to be depressed....forgive me if i'm not very sympathetic

Monday, September 11, 2006

I remember

Where were you when Kennedy was assassinated?
Where were you during the moon landings?

ok those questions weren't very good i couldn't think of more present day examples and well i guess they're rather US-centric anwiae...but heres my point

for years and years to come people will be asking....

where were you when the planes hit during 9/11?

and...well....for those of us who actually saw the footage realtime, i don't know about u but that footage is pretty much burned into my memory. i was too young to remember when SQ117 was stormed by the commandos.....i remember when Yitzhak Rabin was killed....I sorta remember when MI185 went down (was it in Palembang)? I think i remember when SQ006 (was it?) went up in flames in Taipei...i remember watching the Beslan siege (shame on those who don't know what i'm thinking about here)....i remember the initial attacks during the 2nd Gulf War...and yeah u get the point....i remember these things but the images are fuzzy

But i know that i will always remember, for the longest time, the moment when the 2nd plane hit. I remember sitting in my living room watching the smoke coming out from the 1st tower and when the 2nd one hit i remember thinking...'wait a minute this is crap this isn't happening issit this has to be some movie'....i remember thinking 'what the fuck is going on here?'....i don't remember a thing about my maths prelims the next day which i failed anwaie....but i remember thr trips to and from school on the MRT and bus... i remember everyone just reading the Straits Times and well i'd say in disbelief but i can't really speak for them..

the reason i'm typing this out is cos i was reading my cousin's blog and she was describing what she was doing in 9/11...shes a journalist for the Straits Times and she was in the newsroom when it happened...she got sent down to the US embassy with a camera crew and everything and as u might imagine was rather surreal...well go read her account if you want to...http://gnatweds.blogspot.com/

and yeah after reading it got me thinking

so yeah

where were you when the planes hit?

Sunday, September 10, 2006

ahh buzz off

at the time of Steve Irwin's death, alot of pple that i saw on MSN put a turtle beside their nicks... why i asked..'oh for remembrance.'...'oh cos my fren asked me to put'...well at the time i questioned this as some of u might know from conversations with me...i pointed out the sheer hypocrisy in remembering a guy who played with crocodiles when everyday innocent people died from bullets, bombs, malnutrition and what not everywhere. In Africa in the Middle East in Asia everywhere really. Do these deaths affect u? Probably not cos hey we don't know the pple that died we don't watch the news we don't read the newspapers we don't even know they died or who died.
I'm the first to admit that honestly after being a political science student for the past 2 yrs and someone that tries his best to read the newspapers from young, i've grown detached and disillusioned with the whole thing. Oh Israel attacking Palestinians? oh whats new......oh bombs going off in Iraq again? ah big deal....so yeah u can call me desensitised... and i'm not trivalising the death of Mr. Irwin but at least i didn't fucking put a fucking turtle...

now if the above post sounds disjointed and in bad english...its because it is....i'm tired, cranky and yes my assignments are overdue again...

now on to my next point....the date today is sep 11.....5 yrs ago some fuckers killed alot of innocent pple and set off a chain of events that have left the world today...well for want of a better word....fucked up.....we live in a world of fear...and the world today is vastly changed from that of before, and it will never go back to what was.
so for fucks sake, if u want to remember something or someone, if u want to put a damn turtle or some other symbol...todays the day to do it
for innocence lost which will never be found again

but does anyone give a shit? i don't think so cos who the hell cares right....nobody that died in the Twin Towers played with crocodiles

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

quotes

Guess what this is my 101st post!..congratulations to me

aniawe somehow when i'm stressed and have assignments due or overdue i end up watching movies alot...especially stuff like Pulp Fiction, Get Shorty, Apocalypse Now and such, so i thought i'd share a couple of my favorite quotes from one of my favourite, if not THE favourite movie of all time....pulp fiction





[Jules, Vincent and Jimmie are drinking coffee in Jimmie's kitchen]

Jules: Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this?

Jimmie: Knock it off, Jules.

Jules: [pause] What?

Jimmie: I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage.

Jules: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that...

Jimmie: No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage?

Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...

Jimmie: Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage?

Jules: [pause] No. I didn't.

Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?

Jules: Why?

Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business, that's why!





No. 2


Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?

Brett: What?

Jules: What country you from?

Brett: What?

Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?

Brett: What?

Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?

Brett: Yes!

Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!

Brett: Yes!

Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!

Brett: What, I-?

Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.

Brett: He's b-b-black...

Jules: Go on.

Brett: He's bald...

Jules: Does he look like a bitch?

Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]

Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?

Brett: No!

Jules: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?

Brett: I didn't.

Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace. :




No.3


Vincent: I got a threshold, Jules. I got a threshold for the abuse I'll take. And right now I'm a race car and you got me in the red. I'm just saying that it's fuckin' dangerous to have a racecar in the fuckin' red. It could blow.

Jules: Oh, you're gettin' ready to blow?

Vincent: I could blow.

Jules: Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain I'm SUPERFLY T.N.T, I'm the GUNS OF THE NAVARONE. In fact, what the fuck am I doin' in the back? You're the motherfucker should be on brain detail. We're fuckin' switchin' right now. I'm washin' the windows and you're pickin' up this nigger's skull.

Saturday, September 02, 2006

sharing is caring

firstly go watch this its fucking funny....i dunno how to post the video up here such that all u need to do is click play so jus click on the link.....trust me....i don't share stuff unless its funny

http://youtube.com/watch?v=J9DHXRILDK8


smth i got frm www.socialapathy.blogspot.com
i dunno who this guy is but hes damn funny




At last, here is the definitive version of what pushed Zinedine Zidane over the edge.Although FIFA have been conducting a full blown investigation, they can now return to less pressing matters plaguing the sport, like worldwide corruption, wholesale match fixing and drug abuse at many major clubs; because an elite team of lip readers has produced the definitive guide to the most famous conversation in football history.

Here it is: first, Marco Materazzi grabs hold of Zidane's shirt. Zidane says, "If you want my shirt gthat badly you can have it."Materzzi replies, " I don't want your shirt, you m**** F*****,. You're a f******old man."

Zidane laughs as they both jog towards the halfway line.The Italian defender then hits him with another volley of abuse."You should've quit two years ago, you're a f***** has been. Your mother is a f****** terrorist and you are, too. F*** you, old man, f*** you!

This game is not for you any more, old man."Your sister is a whore and the whole Italian team has ****** her. Now f*** off you bald ****."

Zidane just smiles and carries on jogging.

Then Materazi adds, "And you are only good enough for Aston Villa."





















At this point, Zidane turns and nuts the Italian.

can't be bothered to think of titles anymore

jus woke up from a nap not too long ago...had lots of short dreams....i tell u whenever i sleep its like a short story anthology...aniwae the one i can remember was that i was back in SJI checking out their fencing training when suddenly this guy goes mad and starts running away and everyone starts chasing him....i join the chase and corner him and we end up having this movie scene - like fight and fencing and all.....now suddenly i feel like fencing again....i jus emailed the uwa fencing club to ask them when i can go down to take a look see...we'll see how it goes....will update.....mebbe this is just one of my many short term fads....and believe me i've had alot...or mebbe not....like is aid we'll see...

went swan valley today....went to this wildlife park where i saw this fucking weirdass looking animal...its like a fucking whit furry chicken...they look awful and weird my goodness...i'm not sure which dog is furry and white my aunt had one last time i think its a pomeranian? anwiae its like that dog had sex wif a hen and those animals were its offspring....freak of nature i tell u.....and yes...ducks are dumb...fucking dumb i have to say.....whats so nice bout seeing animals like ducks and crap...i'd rather eat them...and someone shld teach animals the virtue of toilets....fucking shit everywhere...hop ard....lie on their shit..prob eat their shit too....and i love koalas...when i see them i see myself.....after that bought some wines.....and for dinner went to this place called little caesars....its this award winning pizza place which is bout 40 mins away from perth but its worth the journey...i highly reccommend everyone to go try...

on to another subject....u know whats beautiful about life...its that theres always tomorrow....got work? aiyah tmr do lar.....do this? tmr lar....do that? tmr lar.....its wonderful when u can sleep knowing theres always tmr to do whatever u cld have done today...

finally..i've mentioned this in my last entry....i think most pple know about the 31st where we have a big booze up.....well i'm happy to announce that this year's 31st is at...................the FULLERTON!!.....whooooo hoooo.....i dunno how come its at the fullerton we were only supposed to get it when we started working but hey i'm not complaning....the price isn't too steep i think not if everyone shares...i can't wait...i believe its called the palladian suite?